Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I bet you have a great smile.

That's his real name.

Ugh. Oh, I drink too much caffeine! And this is taking too long! I need the bathroom!

What is the normal amount

Most of the time.

a professional freelance writer,

Hair volumizer?!

So, what do you know?

Serves you right for eating jam straight out of the jar.

Wait, let me get this straight:

Now give us a kiss.

You got a deal.

Yes, I did! I heard "competitive eater"!

Yes, well, it's a special evening

It's for people who haven't had heart problems.

But you can't just eat dinner.

and if I our food is slow in coming,

and call your daughter like a man.

doesn't remind you of anyone?

put to death under a controversial new statute.

Ah, he's doing it!

Like most of my problems, it all started at Moe's...

You know how to whistle?

Shall I demonstrate?

So why'd you come here?

Remember that sewing machine

freestyle baked beans; catfish-- ooh!

Dad, I believe we were on a date?

You look like an NBA coach.