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You mustn't think ill of your father.
and it took me years to really forget how being poor felt.
Listen, l've been married before. You haven't.
l'm sorry, too.
just for a few days. There's no other way.
- Now wait over there. - Yes, madam.
l knew that, too.
What l asked you to do was unfair.
No, ma'am. Because l read a book.
our stations have, shall we say, grown a little closer.
you would never have been in this predicament.
Sorry, Boggs. Just a figure of speech.
How do you do?
- Thank God! - Here's his ashes.
looking at each other like lovesick cows. Admit it.
You know, 30 minutes ago, l was a wealthy woman.
for the purpose of uniting in matrimony
l've been embezzling from your family for close to a quarter of a century.
So he made me promise that l would have you married
l hope you're frying.
Just for a couple of days and then we'll get divorced.
Yeah? How about a beer?
Sam, do you take...?
So, if we could get married, just long enough to satisfy the attorneys,
Why, Boggs, how clever of you.
- What's that? - Would you drive?
- What'll it be, Norm? - Fame, fortune, fast women.
Sam who?
You two are still here?
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