Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Forgive me, but since I had a vasectomy last year,
- [Carla] Ooooh! - [Turk] Oh.
In fact, I've been nauseous for, like, two weeks.
He did.
As part of your treatment, I'm asking you to masturbate five times a week.
What the hell is this thing?
Two and a half weeks is too long to wait for a third date.
I haven't seen Keith in a while, I'm gonna take him.
- # I want my baby back, baby back - # Chili's...
because this was going to be the most romantic first date ever.
[J.D.] It's springtime at Sacred Heart,
Sorry, I wanted to do something fun for our first date.
No one is mingling.
Best thing about a date with J.D., if you're having Chinese and want Mexican,
My boobs are so big right now.
Why's your TV smell like do-do?
The bank foreclosed on my house.
[Turk and Carla laughing]
I pooped in my bed so I put it on the TV.
Sorry.
[Elliot] I can totally picture J.D., too.
Notice the definition in the upper calf.
until we're comfortable enough to make out a little.
That's from The Simpsons.
Oh!
you're made in the shade.
Look, I feel like I can give you a list of things
and watch you guys suffer through the hellish