Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is on your head?

- Someone just bought your photo of this beautiful lady. - Ah.

I'm bored. I'm going.

You have no idea how hard it is to be a parent...

2008 in the city, 2011 in the suburbs.

Oh. Oh, well, maybe we could just call it even since he typed...

Approaching target. There they are.

You know what? I don't- I don't know why I care so much.

Maybe that's a secret people have been keeping from me.

because we have that fun game where I order salad and she brings me french fries.

- Well, then, he's done for the day. - Oh, okay. Good.

Don't forget your phone.

Mitchell, when somebody tells me something, I can't wait to get home and tell you.

I need to tell you something, but you have to keep it a secret.

That was the consensus.

Good God, look at those lines on my face. When did I get so old?

The only reason why I walk that stupid dog is so that I can smoke my cigars in peace.

The guy's always so happy to see me.

We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.

Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman.

But you don't have the stomach for that, do you?

- Bye, Dad. - See ya, buddy.

Of course. I'm a lawyer.

I hate it. What was it this time?