Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(GROANS)
Can I get anything for this Joe DiMaggio baseball card?
It's fine.
Beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer
Presents are material goods,
- [ Astrolabe ] I am not returnable. - [ Sobbing ]
ALL: Amen!
Homer, you're the most selfish man I know.
it's a miracle.
Who's my Secret Santa?
- [yells] - [brakes squealing]
I said "man," not "man-God"! Keep your pants on!
"Unloved by all?" No!
Excuse me. My car broke down.
Thinking he can buy people's love with thoughtful gifts.
Thank you.
I'm not going to jail again.
Jimmy Stewart as a puppet is just wrong.
Oh, wow, it just stings a little.
That's my last flare. Somebody better come soon.
- ## [ Ends ] - This is offensive to Christians and prunes.
You have alienated everyone who loved you!
(THUDDING)
It's kind of old.
with Christmas Convoy.