Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, sure, you know it.
I'm just buying that stairway to heaven Jesus sang of.
Isn't it sufficient?
Did I do that?
I'm not looking for glory or wealth.
I heard you five times! I heard you five times!
start shopping!
It's Saturday, December sixth.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh-ho. My angle is "givin' in this world, livin' in the next!"
Ned?
Santa was in an awful pickle.
I have time to reform my ways.
I've dreamed of the day you'd say that!
Oh, for the love of puppies.
(SCREAMING)
The real Kent is in a rehab clinic.
renting out my house to a fraternity.
but I've been thinking.
I heard you the first five times!
Oh, my God! It's like looking at a cartoon version of myself!
Oh, take that, Salem, Oregon!
Cool, a toy store!
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Now let's downshift into the holiday spirit
You are so selfish your fiancee is about to leave you.