Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WOMAN: Some jerk stole Christmas!
(GRUNTS IN ANGER)
But I'm afraid you're a distant second this week.
And here's another act of Christian charity I pulled out of my butt.
ASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of comedienne Margaret Cho.
don't make eye contact with anyone,
##[ Continues ]
I'm gonna be the nicest man this world has ever seen.
- ## [Jazzy ] - # Yeah #
featuring a current baseballer.
One problem at a time, boy.
I was looking for Homer Simpson's house!
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(WHIRRING)
Let's just say that on this day a million years ago,
(SOBBING)
That's a very violent image, Lisa.
Exactly.
Rafael is awesome
You can't pray on city property!
My champions League draw is worst than my old draw
Your present is right in the other room...
Who am I kidding? I ain't gonna jump.
Just like the pope.
Hmm...
I will be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours.