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This is offensive to Christians and prunes.
You're even covering your mouth when you burp.
We're going shopping at the Springfield Heights Promenade!
and a side order of shame. Bells...
Good lookin group
(GASPS)
I've got it! When everyone's asleep,
ASTROLABE: I am not returnable.
right down Boozy Bum Lane
Oh, it just needs a little love.
Is it despair?
Stop! Friends, what Homer did was wrong
That's not true!
Biggest tree from the finest lot in town.
How are things in Personnel?
Oh, God! It's so unnecessary!
Ha-ha!
I have money. Sweet, sweet money, yes indeed.
Ha-ha!
(GRUNTING)
(SINGING) Yeah...
Dad, what you saw was A Christmas Carol.
followed everywhere by that kiss-ass Smithers.
But today, you showed you only care about yourself.
A photo cube with pictures of us!
(SCREAMING)
So Santa placed a call to Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird.
Oh!
Reform, Ebenezer Urkel!
Cool! Mister Flanders gave me a Krusty brand Operation game.
See ya in spring, toes.
Brother Ned's got cheese on bread
Cause we got a Christmas convoy, ain't she a beautiful thing?
Yes. But this time I'm sober-ish.
No, Dad. This time you were just plain selfish.
Oh, no!
Stand back when you open it.
Perfect! I'll take it!
Homer, you're the nicest guy in town.
a dude was born who most of us think was magic.
## [ Humming ]
I got your badge number. You better hope I never get out!
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