Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God! A DVD player!
Up there!
You changed more than I could've imagined.
And I filed down all the sharp corners.
Daddy, are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.
Then they'll be happy. Thanks, Buddha.
starring Jimmy Stewart as the voice of Mister Mailman.
Why do things I love always burn?
But others don't. And that's cool.
then we'll spend the rest of the cash on a Christmas tree so large,
(GROWLING)
Maybe just a tad, Todd.
Here you go, Lenny.
Excellent.
They don't sound happy but here comes a mob
(CHUCKLES)
our old clothes and lima beans.
Oh , I'm secret Santa.
And get this.
HOMER: You're a hero, Homer J
You can sleep on the couch tonight.
Your position has been usurped.
Being unselfish is a natural high like hiking or paint thinner.
Pathetic Flanders.
And everyone telling you
"Be of good cheer"
This is sadder than Tuesdays with Morrie.
HOMER: Hey, everybody!
LENNY: Hey, where's my presents?
(ALL MOANING)
Isn't it kind of dry?
Freak.
(PLAYING JAZZY TUNE)
Mr. McGrew? I love that blind senile old man!
it's the most wonderful time of the year
(ALARM BLARING)
I said fire!
Oh, McGrew. Once again you've mistaken something for something.
They'll thank you in the morning for stealing Flanders' junk
Three kings put the hammer down
(GASPS) That's the rich people's mall!