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and I won't help you.
- Mom, stop. - Let's brainstorm.
And your hero. I'm sure you want me to tag along.
Trust me, there will be a time
Which iron-on should I put on my purple jumpsuit?
That's just the first floor.
eating our smoked fish?
and my sister was seizing the day.
Oh, I touched the white cheddar but good.
with an attached bath, butler's quarters, a dojo,
you shouldn't need some essay to know that you really are my hero.
it is none of your business who my hero is.
How are your arms stuck? It's snow. It's soft.
That's 'cause it's colder in this house
I mean, for giving me the idea to write about myself.
feels like all the time.
You got it, pal.
Because in the end, nothing keeps you warm
A vampire draining your human sprite?
with my ski gogs on. (CLICKS TONGUE)
Sky knives! They kill a billion people a year!
if I had failed as a mother, but now I know the truth.
This must be what the other Adam Goldberg in school
ADULT ADAM: As Erica's secret was out,
I'd come to you in desperate need?
He's shimmying!
They're knives that can fall from the sky at any moment.
my sister was doing everything she could to avoid our mom.
You're not trying to help me.
Bevy! Where's my tin of holiday popcorn?
God, you ruin everything!
ADULT ADAM: Every time, it was the same heartbreak.
I can't move my arms! My arms are stuck!
my mom was cleaning Erica's room.
that would change everything.
But don't worry, I can be cool.
he'd want to bring his hero, Chuck Norris,
Dude, you're unbelievable.