Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please don't ruin it by being you.

Listen, I did write about someone in the family, but it's a "he."

You'll always be a hero to me.

We went into that snow fort as scared boys,

You'd wake up at dawn, hop out of bed at lightning speed,

Let's be clear, I am going skiing with Lainey,

That's it. End of story.

Now, I know there were times when I quietly wondered

Oh! Oh, sorry, I drifted off to sleep there.

I chose to write about Mom,

so you wouldn't overreact like you are right now?

Another lecture on the dangers of cold weather.

who had a date with two different Shirleys last night.

I'll write about myself, how I survived my crazy "smother"

Sit down and hold on

But we're back in the house now. It's over.

I need help, Pops, not your old-man yarns.

like we should have done in the first place.

What makes a hero? Hmm.

- Suddenly I'm up on top of the world - Oh, sweetie,

There you are, boopie. I need your fashion expertise.

we played in the snow as a family for hours.

From this moment on, I say we do the things that annoy him

and became my own hero!

I feel so alive!

And I'm gonna take you to my Friday-night scrapbooking club

Oh, good. You're finally up.

Of course! Now we know he's all bark and no bite.

What the hell just happened?

an indoor basketball court.

That Dad's vulnerable.

I wish I could,