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Didn't I just--God.
You want to sit down on here or what?
If they are together, I mean, that would be fine.
You know, I would know."
Hey, good to meet you too.
She's so nice and so real.
Thank you.
They were just talking about my butt.
You can add more weight.
- Isn't this so funny? - I threw that assist for you.
Hey, babe. What's up?
and I was like, who the hell is this, you know?
You look amazing.
Don't be like that.
Who did that?
but, like, five hours ago. - Okay.
Oh, my God!
telling me I should be ashamed of spreading
I might have to spank you.
- Hi, I'm Paige. - Olivia.
You gonna poo for Daddy?
Okay, here. You open it.
♪
and we have, like, a machine right here.
From this side, babe.
I don't tell him secrets anymore.
Oh, it's not a date?
♪ Ba-bah-dee-dee
I did it on a whim.
Everything's going well.
This is how I've been feeling.
Jesus, that's the longest we've gone without seeing
I had two beautiful babies,
Next one's mine. - No, no, no.
Love you, roomie.
- Oh, my gosh. - This looks amazing.
♪
- Have a good evening. - Thank you.
about when I was, like, five, doing this.
It's very clear that I am getting
like, really hurt my feelings.
I was trying, like, to keep it on the low.
Hey. Hello.
We were both single,
This is nice out here, you know?
I'm looking at some ties right now.
Is this your date?
Like, I will never get somebody as good as Metul in my life.
Ooh, I like those.
Well, apparently after they hooked up in Vegas
Yeah.
- Yes. - And me.
you, like, were losing yourself with that kid.
Don't worry. - I'm not.
being a - Instead of keeping
What's going on? - Nothing.
- Oh, yeah. You want a beer? - Yeah, let's do a beer.
so Michael--
So she comes down to visit, and Austen got mad at me
That's, like, a bit of insecurity, though, right?
and I'm your goddamn brother, and you should stop being
It's good to see that Kathryn is, like,
Yeah.
You were just outside.
- Or I would. - I wink like this, two eyes.
Yeah, and she's back in town.
Is he old enough?
- I'm going to get him. - He's your date.
and grow. - Yeah.
I thought I should get it and say,
What? What? What?
'cause I thought I was gonna, like, move to New York
So where is he from originally?
This just got me really excited.
I'm doing my part.
Do we have the same bag?
Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
Hide. - Coming up...
I mean, honestly, this is-- this is my dream.
Cheers to your birthday.
Thank you, my dear.
- I'm engaged. - Is that what I'm looking at?
Oh, look at that.
And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
And then all of a sudden, the Instagram post
You did just turn 30 years old, right?
- Thank you. So do you. - Welcome to Charleston.
And I had, like, rebounded with Natalie,
And it's kind of when I realized that being in LA
- Yes. - Yes.
- No. I respect that. - So I would just, like,
Look at me.
like, friction between y'all. - There shouldn't be.
she said all the perfect things on the phone.
Over the summer, Metul and I moved to New York.
You made me feel a type of way through a really
Let's take a look
Guys, I'm not doing this.