Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what, Mr. Pukui?
(SURFERS WHOOPING)
-Get out of my face, Eden. -You gonna prove these guys right?
-Yeah, you sleep. -Okay.
Like that wave, huh? Next one's yours.
Water patrol’s checking on her. Looks like she's okay.
[ Car alarm drozling ]
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Man, that girl could rip.
This is bullshit.
Come on, little hooch.
-Uh, no. Why? -'Cause I'm in training.
МАLE SURFER 3: Come on! МАLE SURFER 2: Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!
(CAR DRIVING AWAY)
Kate Skarratt's going on this one. She's paddling. Gets to her feet.
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Chick thinks she can charge Pipe. That's cool. You think she can surf it for real?
SUPERVISOR: I don't care what they did.
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.
Whoa!
They're so protective of their land and their waves, especially.
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-You're wearing nut huggers. -LESLIE: Some might call them that.
-So, I can see your boobs! -Great.
Come on. Let's go, everybody. Totally freaky!
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Da Dun Da Dun! TaDaaa!
Oh, yeah, I don't think so. You can go for it, though.
I know! Those masks leave the worst marks on your face.
(SCOFFING) I'm sure you did. How much am I supposed to buy that for?
All right. Do I have a surf lesson tomorrow?
No, I know you got rocked out there, just like I did.
-Get it off, Anne Marie! It's stuck! -What?
-No problem. -Ooh! You got schooled by the maid, homie.
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
WOМАN 4: She was from Denny's. I knew she looked familiar.
-What? -LENA: How much?
-All right. -LENA: Ew! Sick!
(LAUGHING)
-Shit! -What are you doing?
Just be the girl I met on the beach.
Assholes who think that you can't surf Pipe because you don't have the balls!
ANNE МАRIE: What happened to the five bucks I gave you yesterday?
You can go ahead and wait in the competitor's area.
ANNOUNCER: Pretty much an impossible score at this point.
Go, Anne Marie! Paddle in!
da-da-da-da
The water patrol needs some space to work on Kate Skarratt,
Mmm. These are so good. You didn't save me any whipped cream, though.
-You know those guys? -Yeah, I do. We gotta go.
Come on. That's his style.
-I don't know. I'm kind of lost. -LENA: Go get him, go get him!
So, right now, this is the best arrangement I can do.
What a waste of wave.
It’s dangerous out there. The water patrol already has their hands full,
Yeah.
I got you! I got you! Hold on.
МАN ON PHONE: Hey, how's it, wave riders? It’s hump day. Wednesday, February 3rd.
-ALL: Aloha, Chief Poon Daddy! -Aloha, Chief Poon Daddy!
You want to go out there?
-Takes the bottom turn. -She's fierce, man.
Sugar wugar.
(EXCLAIMS)
Come on. Get back out here! One more time!
Where you going?
Cut body and a nice cutback.
-No, no, no, no. Sleep in. -Are you sure?
How many sisters you got, Minnesota?
Fluff your bangs up a little bit. Just a little bit more attitude in there.
here at Banzai Pipeline, on the North Shore of Oahu.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Champagne? How cheesy are you? -Shut up!
(CHUCKLING)
-Can you glue it back together? -No.
Oh, she got so worked.
wondering why maid is in husband's room at 2:00 in the morning.
You know, I'm doing the best I can do. That's all I can say.
It's wasn't my fault. He abducted me and forced me to eat blueberry waffles.
I'm tired of holding my breath, Eden.
She goes on anything. And she goes like the men out here.
(SIGHING)
Gotta go. I gotta go.
-Sounds a little bit too familiar. -Leave me alone!
LENA: Ugh!
(SIGHS IRRITABLY) Damn it. Penny?
Oh, my God. What's wrong?
(RINGING)
How is it out there?
ANNE МАRIE: All right. Next time, you're paddling.
He likes your little some-some. A little loving one night...
and you can spend the rest of your heat just trying to...
You're the one who made Mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!
She's setting her line. Breezing to make it out.
Management gets call from irate wife
-You got schooled by the maid. -But you don't have to clean your room
This isn't Pipe. Pipe's over there.
-and run away with some guy I just met. -Shut up, Eden. I'm not kidding.
(CHUCKLING)
and rewarded her a 4.6 for the last ride,
Look, all I'm saying is that if you can't handle this,
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-On three? -One, two, three.
(SIGHING) You guys, don't quit. We need to make rent.
God!
(LAUGHING)