Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

EDEN: They think they can get away with anything.
I thought you were right behind us.
I'm way out of my league
'Cause I don't care if I make a fool out of myself,
-EDEN: Put some gloves on. -Get it off!
-What? -Well, if she's fired, I quit.
So, come on. Follow me.
PENNY: Thanks for the ride.
If you don't watch out, I'll make sure you drown out there.
You go up the elevator. I'll go up the back way, so it's, like, inconspicuous.
EDEN: Geez, stop picking on her, dude.
Tell Eden she's a hottie. Hook me up.
Where are you?
(GASPS)
-Thank you. -Good luck.
All right. Start paddling! Paddle! Go! Go!
-That's very serious. -It's great. Yeah.
(MOUTHING)
I'm gonna bury you, girl.
(AUDIENCE CATCALLING)
It's the coconut wireless. Yeah.
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Pipe is in three days. Every single sponsor is here.
(SIGHING)
Actually, my sister's daughter, Rebecca. There she is.
Welcome to the arena, girl. Let's get you into something big.
Whoo!
(DIAL TONE)
you could have made that wave.
So, Chadwick all alone by herself out there, yet to even score a ride.
-(CRACKING) -Ah!
My first NFL game, I got blindsided by Warren Sapp,
Jimmy, are you kidding me?
the entire surf media, looking to find the next surf sensation.
Five grand every time she's on the cover.
This one's yours, right here. Don't blow it, or I ain't gonna help you anymore.
-He likes those cheap, little... -Cheap Barbie... (GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
Don't mind us.
Let's go, man.
What's up, little mama? Little surf baby.
-I'm gonna kick your ass. -(CHUCKLING)
I'm all you have right now!
The boys were spinning. Remember that?
-Get out of my face. -I'm not kidding!
It's my favorite, too.
ANNE МАRIE: It was gross! It was disgusting!
-You're seriously gonna fire all of us? -No, I'm firing you.
Looks like Chadwick and Kennelly are just paddling for the peak.
You were so amazing. Oh, my God, are you okay?
-Does she? -You know it.
МАN ON PHONE: Room service. Can I help you?
but it should clean up as the winds pick up.
Girls, I'm hot. Come on. Let's go snorkeling or something.
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Hey, you should check out the boards.
Anybody in room 21 5?
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-I wanted platinum, but... -At least it's an eight.
I am not snorkeling with this hair. Give me a break.
(LAUGHING)
-Pen. Pen, come on. Get up. Penny. Get up. -Mmm.
-It's double overhead. -What?
It's not weird. You can go.
Let's go and catch one of those big ones.
I'm the housekeeper of your room.
It smells good on you.
-You going back out there? -Yep.
-Excuse us, please. -EDEN: Excuse us.
Put your head in the center. Lean forward. Hula hands! Come on! Go!
-Help me. I'm stuck. Help me! -GUEST: Hello? Anyone in there?
No, really. It's not my wife. Look, it's my niece.
-Yes. -Oh, that was insane.
Why don't you crawl back into the cave you came from?
(GASPING)
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Uh, let's see. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
(COUGHS)
-ANNE МАRIE: What is this? -I don't know, like, 70, 60...
For some reason, Chadwick has yet to even ride a wave.
-Pipe... Line. -Pipeline.
Because I'm scared shitless of women.
-Are you done with your excuses now? -I want to go in.
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-Check those Jet Skis out. -So fun.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Don't take the first wave of the set. Third wave looks the best.
-МАTT: Whoa! Hop on. -(LAUGHING)
-Where are you from, you honky? -Drew, stop it.
-So, meet us at the shower at 7:45? -Okay.
(EXHALING)
We've got that high-surf advisory in effect for the north and northwest-facing shores.
Just get in the car. Seriously, stop it. Walk away.
-That's what I want. -Well, do it.
PENNY: I don't care about the money. Anything is better than this.
(EXCLAIMING)
and you don't go.
PENNY: Okay, got my noodles. Let's go.