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and a touchdown.
-Yeah, I play some football. -That's right, huh?
Oh, my God.
WOМАN 1: Oh, God! Matt and the maid. It's classic.
-Relax, bro. -You kicked his ass.
And what happens when I just paddle out and I don't take off in a single wave?
I just... I didn't know if that was your room or not.
(ANNE МАRIE GROANS)
They don't pay good money to be scolded by a housekeeper.
(SCOFFS) Fun?
Okay, everybody. As the Ski comes up on the beach, please give them some room.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I'm way out of my league.
(HAWAIIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoa! -Ahh!
-Yeah. -Yeah.
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(SCREAMING)
as these girls take on the deadliest waves in the world.
(SURFER WHOOPING)
-You don't trust anybody, do you? -Can I? Can I trust you?
So that's it? You gonna go run off and be a pro-ho, huh?
Go!
when you're on vacation!
-LENA: What's up, Tamayo? -Hey. How's it, girls?
-Taught anybody? -Yeah, how to surf.
I got you. Hang on.
-Sexually, she means. -All right.
-Stop being such a Barbie. -What did you say to me? What?
(SNIFFLING)
ANNOUNCER: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Pipe Masters
Brah? What you tellin me brah?
No ditching.
You can pick up your last check next week. Surf's up, Anne Marie.
Okay.
LENA: You should just send her to military school.
ANNE МАRIE: Let's go! PENNY: Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
She gets free clothes, boards, watches, sunglasses.
-Aw! Come on, Leilani. It's breakfast. -Yeah.
-LENA: One hundred and fifty bucks. -Let's go surfing, big daddy.
-LENA: Anne Marie! -What?
There's, like, $1 ,000 here. I feel like your pimp.
(LAUGHING)
They had to throw up some bullshit rule barring you from the boys' contest.
-LENA: I bought food for Sammi. -It's not even our dog, Lena.
But I know how good you are, and I know how much this means to you.
Only if you're gentle.
(LAUGHS) To do what?
Whoo!
She's way behind, but she's still gonna try to put it on the line.
A Barbie? What is your problem?
-Dog's gotta eat. -Well, so do I. I'm hungry.
-What? -I'm glad I'm here.
(SCOFFS)
HITTING YOUR HEAD ON SUPERBAD
-(CHUCKLING) What, from the maid? -Yeah. Right.
What are you doing?
She paddles for it. Doesn't quite get it.
(GASPS)
-That was insane! -Yeah!
-They love bringing that up, huh? -That was three years ago.
You remember that Supeman episode
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-Are you psyched? -Yeah, totally.
PENNY: Hey, it's my turn. EDEN: You got beat.
Are you feeling better?
МАLE SURFER 1: What the hell was that?
Whoa!
You know what? Fine.
WOМАN 3: And get some of that $1 0 million a year.
-Wait your turn, honey. -Okay.
It's not who she is.
Look, Anne Marie Chadwick. Picture.
"So, I Can See Your Boobs! -Great."
You'll still have plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.
ANNOUNCER: Not that she probably cares right now, but the judges' score just came in
-That was so good. -That was incredible.
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Okay, you need to sign this release form.
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
Look, I hate to be the buzzkill here,
Gets her on the sled and out of harm's way.
ANNOUNCER: Anne Marie's taking a heavy beating out there.
ANNE МАRIE: Drew!
You whipped me in way too deep, and you need to kick out earlier.
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-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
Oh! Don't say that. That's not real Hawaii. They're just... They're just crazy.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
LENA: Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hey, sweetie. Why don't you come over here and help me out a little bit?
-You just try that. -I like girls that are rough and soft inside.
As a reminder, our Pro Bowl guests are arriving today.
-Definitely. -All right.
-We'll play rip off the tourist. -We're not ripping anyone off.
-Hey, Anne Marie. -Hi.
What's up? How you living, man?
You'll get flown all around the world,