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Looks like it's a 4.1 that came out on the board.
-They peed on the floor. -There was puke all over the curtain.
-Okay. Ready? -Okay.
-I swear to God, that's a condom. -LESLIE: I think I won something.
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Nice set approaching. We got good sets out the back.
ANNE МАRIE: Come on, Matt. You got it, you got it. Paddle, paddle, paddle.
-What? -Can we get a picture?
YOUNG ANNE МАRIE: I'm gonna be the best surfer in the world.
ANNE МАRIE: Yeah. How is that possible? It's underwear.
-Who is that? -You.
ANNE МАRIE: Do you smell that?
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Hurry up. Come on!
Hey.
-Is he gonna buy you implants, too? -Penny! I just can't do this right now, okay?
Uh, I think we got company.
ANNOUNCER: We've got 20-minute heats today with the top four waves scoring.
-Can I ask you a really weird question? -(LAUGHING SOFTLY)
You know, you're just as good as her.
I was right behind you. I couldn't get in without getting crushed.
EDEN: You guys get out here. I'll go find some parking.
Surfer girls.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Because it's broken that way,
For you. For the lesson.
We just folded them up and put them on the bed.
EDEN: You were in the perfect spot. You were right where you needed to be.
with the entire North Shore surf community watching...
Hey, listen to me. Contest comes first. Nothing changes that.
-One second! One second! -GUEST: Can you open this door, please?
I want to get this thing done. Here you go, Kala.
You know, any day at Pipeline is critical, but today,
-Paddle hard! Paddle hard! -Go! Go!
Slippers.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God. Was that just her?
She's a goofy foot, which favors her at Pipeline.
EDEN: You know, you score one good wave at Pipe Masters,
-You ain't even paddling. -МАLE SURFER 4: Girls can't surf Pipe.
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGING) -CYCLIST: What's up, bro?
She's in a nice one. She's coming in.
Listen, I just want to make sure Penny gets to school okay.
-You okay? -Oh, man, that was intense.
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
-Well, he didn't say anything about paying. -Well, did you ask?
(МАTT WHOOPING)
ANNOUNCER: With only two minutes left in her heat,
EDEN: That's nasty. LENA: Oh, my God!
That's pathetic. What is that?
I'm not suspending you. I'm firing you.
Let's see it. I don't mind girls that can charge Pipe.
Paddle, paddle, paddle.
Why don't you check out girlie bowls or something?
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ANNE МАRIE: A couple more. You got it. Just a couple more waves.
Oh, my gosh. There's Kate Skarratt.
-Oh, look who's here. -Hey, what are you girls doing here?
-Listen... -You know what? I'm fine, okay?
-You're kidding. -No joke, man.
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
-It reeks in this room. -This really sucks, right here.
(MOUTHING)
And what are you gonna be left with? A pair of shoes?
trying to rotate it in the other direction?
so there's definitely some size out there in the water, and it's moving our way.
We need Dr. Leland Dao to report to the medical tent.
Hey. Hey, Anne Marie. Look what I found.
I'm on vacation.
-Out there? Okay, sure you can handle it? -Yeah. Definitely.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
-See how I can't extend my finger? -Yes.
-Hello? -ANNE МАRIE: Lena, it's me.
-You know what to do. -No, Matt. I honestly don't.
And you won the game.
I'm telling you, if you just would have committed,
-PENNY: Anne Marie. -Are you okay?
PENNY: She had that. LENA: Wow.
-Don't even touch me. -Don't touch her.
-I'll be fine. -Hey.
Shit. Shit.
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'Cause my sister Dana broke it when I was eight,
I know where it is. Thanks.
It's not my fault you broke your board, you stupid kook.
I know. It's getting big out here. Sure you don't want to go in?
ANNOUNCER: She's just sliding in there. Look at that wave.
-I did. -LENA: (SCOFFS) Yeah, in what?
Don't give us shit 'cause you were out there working it.