Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Growing up in Little Odessa, murder was an everyday part of life.

No, no, put that away. Let's see your papers.

Thank you. Thank you all.

It's kind of hard to get a tree trunk into my hand luggage.

Let's put her on top of the Christmas tree.

as one from a 40-year-old.

It's wonderful. Thank you so much.

Turn it sideways, it's Dutch.

Yeah, go ahead.

I think you're the amateur now.

We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Not complete, sir. And while I hesitate to tell you your job,

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation

You know, same old, same old. Where's Nicki?

dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees pounds-fucking-sterling.

It’s not lord of dork It’s dorklord

The way I look at it, it's the way of Africa.

- Yuri, this is... - Candy.

What are we flying? Dutch. Got it.

Alonso après avoir ken

I beg your pardon. May I see another stone?

My family has disowned me.

OH LOOK IT'S E DILDO Yes the E is a dildo. Let's fuck it! ahgsdfjfkhsdjksdxhcvbgdcdfg

where suspicion alone does not constitute a crime.

you're a good brother, Yuri

Personally I blame MTV

I even landed a squadron of helicopter gunships.

It costs more to bring it back than to buy new stock.

And then he's going to tell you that I am to be released.

I rarely saw another white man, and I never left town alone.

You know, they call me the Lord of War,

I've only seen part one

Brother, brother, thank you so much for giving me such a beautiful sister.

and the region of the world I was visiting.

Mikhail's saying no más. He's throwing in the towel.

I thought it was 1,200 grenades. Confused.

What a cargo crew at Heathrow Airport does in a day,

that you're to receive a commendation and a promotion.

God bless America.

It's not "chief of war". it's "war chief".

the way I've looked in the eyes of a thousand customs officials,

Direction of someone who can act.

The way I looked at it, what's in a name?

To keep authorities in the dark, I often spoke in code.

You know, they accuse me of rigging elections.

It's not "chief of war". It's "war chief".

Running guns into Liberia, Sierra Leone or the Ivory Coast at least once a week.

but I prefer people to fire my guns and miss,

Vitaly, I've tasted your borscht. You're no fucking chef.

The Soviets had guns coming out of the demon hole.

This man came here

Planet Monrovia.

to put you away for consecutive life sentences.

Yes, it's gotta check out.

After The Wall came down,

How are you, brother?

At least there'll be religious freedom.

And Ukraine wasn't the only former state

What's your name again?

Doesn't look like a four to me. Looks more like a one.

My first painting. I'm officially an artist!

Say what you like about warlords and dictators.

- What? - Brown-brown.

- I'm on safari. - Yeah?

This current state of chaos won't last forever.

Yuri, I need to talk to you.

What the fuck is that?

People looking at my code

or five minutes after.

I also packed six different briefcases, depending on who I was that day

and the bullet that lands me in jail is found under my dead brother's rib.

What they ought to say is, Evil prevails.

Let me see it. It's the magazine. Give it to me.

- Not anymore. - Listen to the nephew.

This oil concession should be wrapped up by Thursday.

Little Odessa was to me what it is to the Q train.

No, it's gotten simpler.

I don't know. I don't know, Yuri. I don't know.

Yuri likes to spoil you.

I guess she didn't really want to hear the answer.

are the enemies of your enemies.

I am here to supply his enemies.

until you've supplied weapons to kill your own countrymen.

Happy times. Come on. Help yourselves! No charge. Everything goes.

- What's over? - The Cold-fucking-War!

Good to make your acquaintance.

Report to who? Moscow?

I need you to watch my back.

Nicki, stay right here.

I made the first sale. We're already in business.

There was hardly any radar over most of Africa,

and I'm just not good enough for you now.

God! Oh, Jesus.