Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stand by for launch.
We sent a five-man rescue team.
You didn't finish the mission, Snake.
Hey. Hey, man, help me.
Locate the survivor of the rescue team.
All right. LA's being primed as a beachhead for an invasion of the US.
biggest, baddest gang in LA.
Oh, my God.
But this... makes this an aiming device
During the tour, she came into possession of a top-secret prototype.
All of you.
What will you do?
in New Vegas, Thailand, US territory.
No guns, no foul language, no red meat.
You may have survived Cleveland,
Bitchin', man.
Hey! Hey! I got news! There's about to be an attack!
- I got caught and you didn't! - Don't lie to me!
I am taking over with this.
Four, three, two, one!
Not any more.
- You can't kill him. - I have to.
Too many implants and face-lifts over the years.
You crash. You bleed out like a stuck pig. It's not a pretty sight.
In a late-breaking story, the Force has announced
Up.
You slow down, dickhead. I'm dying.
I knew it. He's alive.
If you want to make noise, go and find another bush.
Dream on, blue eye.
Plissken!
The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh, Carjack?
What's the deal, gorgeous?
I can see you're real concerned about your daughter.
No. No. No. I'm sorry, Cuervo.
He's entering the target code.
This instruction disk hooks you into the Sword of Damocles,
three, two,
- I'm getting radio contact. - Boost it.
All of us?
Location.
Worldwide!
What did you say?
How's it going, hotshot?
I shot him.
Sounds familiar.
I mean, why stay? You can go south - Mexico.
now is the time to rise up and demand the surrender of the President
The country's capital is relocated from Washington, DC,
If you're going through Beverly Hills, you're gonna need a map.
Sad Story. You got a smoke?
Hey, he left his coat here, man.
Oh, yeah, right! And the Plutoxin Seven virus kills you in ten hours.
Sunset.
- How'd you do it? - Get to the deal.
All right!
It's very dangerous around here.
Oh, God. You can't give that to him.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
- This broadcast is live... - Get me my wife, please.
Cuervo Jones. Peruvian terrorist. Shining Path member.
We give thanks for being alive,
- Watch the parade. - What?