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From the south-east of Orange county to the north-west of Malibu,
I shouldn't have let you talk me out of that air strike.
The more things chane The more they stay the same
This is the President of the United States.
Down that way.
Pretty good.
Get the antidote ready, assholes!
I don't know about this.
With me and Texas Mike O'Shea. You looked different then, Carjack.
Power plant overload.
- Why are you here? - I was a Muslim in South Dakota.
- Who? - Hershe.
I love LA.
Buzzer goes off before you shoot - get shot.
to the President's home town of Lynchburg, Virginia.
I know what the cops sent him to do.
A presidential candidate predicts a millennium earthquake
I thought you might want those.
Get her out of here.
War hero. Criminal. The Force's most wanted man.
You look kind of familiar.
I mean, if your wife's anything like your daughter,
You can pinpoint precisely what you want to shut down.
COME AND GET IT
Pretty good.
I'm gonna give you assholes a chance.
What a beautiful blue eye.
What's it to be, Plissken - us or them?
Are you going to kill me?
No smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no women - unless you're married.
I'm Map To The Stars Eddie.
My God, they're real.
You couldn't give them away.
He's worse than my father.
When the hit pulls you an inch from death, that is living.
Come on! Right? Right?
It's the big one!
Oh, my God.
My God they're real...
Boulevard. Ooh-hoo, you really are new, aren't you?
...and condemn the innocent blood.
That's the prison.
But he's still alive.
This is LA, people without hope or a country.
This way.
The whole place just fell in right behind us.
We'll take this one.
'What happened to the submarine? It disappeared off our screens.
That means he's hiding, captured, or dead.
Got any red nail polish?
Check it out.
Thank God almighty!
All emergency vehicles, proceed to the north perimeter.
Hey, one-eye, I'm talking to you.
Get this crap out of me.
You'll like this.
Back off.
In America? That died a long time ago.
Listen to me, Snake. I got connections here.
All right, all right.
A ring of satellites encircling the earth.
You know what to do with the girl.
unleashes an intense electromagnetic pulse,
Sad story. You got a smoke?
Its mini-nuke battery is good for eight minutes, but only works once.
Bend over, Mr President.
You bolted on me in Cleveland.