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Playing hooky.
See, Calvin? Something like that could really hurt my feelings
They don't know me. I'm a complete stranger.
I'd like to thank you all in advance.
And I'm getting a wedgie!
Fixed it this morning.
I mean, when I was a boy, I went to school every day!
Ready? Ready.
THURGOOD: All right, here they come now.
Now, let's see. Your toilet's stopped.
There's chitlins for husbands
Let the faucet know who's boss.
You're right.
Each one teach one, that's what I always say.
Been there, plunged that.
Juicy, your sign's on backwards.
If he skips again tomorrow,
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Take it to the fridge!
Don't take him back, girl!
And his fat friend.
But that's our school...
Who wants some? (GASPS)
All right, listen.
Is there anyone else? (MAN COUGHS)
You died like a soldier.
Yes, I fixed the toilet, smart-mouth!
Super, when you gonna fix my heat?
What's that guy's name with the funny voice?
No! Super!
Calvin, I've been stripped of my dignity.
Does it say who it belongs to on it?
I'll teach him not to ditch his responsibilities,
Oh, looks like that frog channel finally ran out of money.
Some kind of tool belt.
Just like that. That's the right attitude. But save it for the boy.
I'm going in!
a good super wins the respect of a toilet.
Oh! How humiliating!