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in their prenups all the time...
“In the event of divorce, Mr. Stinson is granted weekly visitation rights...
[ Chuckling ] Not every time.
Look, I'm not saying he's right, but Barney does have a little bit of a point.
[Voice Breaking] my dog, Tugboat.
- ♪ Falling into sound ♪ - [ Robin ] Thanks.
based on mutual respect between two equals.
Next.
Um, can I read it first?
And I turned out perfectly fine.
- Aren't you forgetting something? - [ Gasps ]
Her idea.
You won't believe What Quinn did today.
- Unless- - Cross it out.
“Barney has a point about renegotiating the terms...
Um, totally.
[Robin On TV, Faint]
The pre-shtup, patent pending.
Well, at least that ones nice.
My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Barney and Quinn...
Sorry to interrupt, roomie, but I'm trying to make sausage.
- After you, sir. - Ladies first.
[ Giggles ] Ow!
♪ I turned around ♪
I borrowed a few sections from a prenup I did for a Saudi Arabian sultan.
See, Tugboat?
[Chattering Laughing]
Look me in the eye and tell me I'm crazy.
You see, Ludwig has started to polish the doorknobs...
It's more of a shock ring really.