Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I bet. - But so happy.
I want Kent to show you where your office is.
You are gonna die alone. Get up. Move over.
But he cannot know that I've never seen him before
Could I get a quote for my article?
Because it’s My goddamn turn!
I hate this country.
Hilarious.
Actually, since this segment first aired,
Well, I was speaking hypothetically.
What happened today was a tragedy.
- Lurlene. - Lurlene,
Teddy, we talked about this.
Or the rapey one.
I was shocked to get the call to come here.
Well, me. I was lucky enough to be born here.
OK, well, just sleep on it, or whatever.
bringing the Selina Meyer story full circle.
All right, boys, let's go launch this rocket.
and the little Chinese girl.
Why was six afraid of seven?
You should see all of Selina's dresses in here.
- I know you did. - Hey! Where's everybody goin'?
- Not today. - Staff meeting.
It's not one of the standard questions that you ask!
where I say I wanna be president for all Americans.
It's nine percent sales tax...
Mr. Hennick, would you join us, please?
- I'm gonna be president! - What?! Wha...
- Oh. - I love it.
by shoving the guy that they hate the most
John, not Teddy.
Jonah, my boy, I've come to say farewell.
unless you count her walking in while I was whackin' off all the time.
she's gonna yelp like a seagull in a bread factory. So...
I will admit, so that makes me quite hungry.
he's gonna be the secret campaign manager.
OK, the network's been properly fluffed.
Very Kennedy-esque.
"Blue is the Most Annoying Color."
- No! No, no, no! - Oh, I'm...
- Did you marry your stepsister? - Goddamn it. Who told you?
- You look absolutely radiant! - Oh, thank you.
Hey! Sweatpants! You can't just walk out.
Yeah, yeah.
to anyone who's not a sexy boho jewelry maker
No, SHEILA is my predictive computer model
on the Major Deegan in a limerick.
I took a dump on the glass ceiling,
Number three, an unwillingness to actually discuss strategies
Yes. - You know what? I kinda love it.
Why would you want to be president?
I love you, New Hampshire!
- He's been gone for an hour. I need that smoothie. - Yeah.
What dumb asshole said that?
- A blurbicle? - No. Get out of here.
your stepson, Jonah?
What? No, you were the one that made mistakes.
- How about that? Great, great. - Yeah. Let's try that. OK.
So who's running the campaign?
- I should be president... - Yeah?