Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Congratulations, Mr. Cafferty.

Why would you want to be president?

Basically, white males.

What? Jesus, I thought you sent that thing to the 7-Eleven dumpster in the sky already.

Yeah, her dad married my mom

Yeah, well, I'm pregnant. And it's yours.

literally nothing, but I do want the baby

Remember a couple months ago after you got fired,

and now I've got Joaquin.

attack my cousin Ezra.

Who despises me like this?!

Mom, you can't keep using our baby as a campaign prop.

Ames, can I get a copy of that?

the good people of Iowa as she contemplates the future.

Jonah's numbers are up over 3%.

Uh, I forgot my key.

Ma'am, we have to announce immediately to counter this.

- Oh, my God. - Oh.

Great question, Mike. That's all the time we have, folks.

She loves what you're doing. Just keep on crackin'.

OK, call Senator Talbot, see if she can introduce me.

Will she be joining you at the senior center this afternoon?

- This is supposed to be New Selina! - Now!

has given us an excellent opportunity to fix your speech.

Any, why would you want to be president?

The same reason it didn't come up

But I did reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine

- Four... - Autopsy is now over.

spreading democracy like patient zero.

- I've got to get out of here. - We still enjoy sex in the mornings,

- Dan is not dippin' his pen in that ink stain. - No?

There's only one fuckin' runway!

of normal, working class

I was talking about the...

- Why do you want to be president? - Leon, I've got this.

I'm clearly no more of a pervert than he is,

- Look at how hot she is! - Jonie!

And that is why I wanna be President

- I mean that's not him. - It's not him.

I'm at the airport! We just landed!

And why does he have a good idea now that he's not working for us?

Well, it's my pleasure. Thank you.

Who wants to meet my brand-new

and share ideas with campaign staff.

- Wait a minute. Where is everyone? - Maybe they're hiding.

It's called Lyndrome Syndrome.

Halle-fuckin'-lujah!

Oh. Actually, he shot her first.