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Which may be good for your bottom line,
It's a big, fat whale carcass just sitting on a beach.
[exhales]
by helping promote them.
[man] Hey, Ian, your mom is on the phone for you.
[Poppy] We're gonna need to take…
and saw a big payday coming your way
I am not annoying, okay?
that thinks I'm the greatest programmer that ever lived.
[phone ringing] [sighs]
[squawks]
Maybe… Maybe… No. Just rub for a second.
I was testing the parameters of what I thought was a new HR tool.
♪ I like coffee and I like tea ♪
Hey, how's your life at stake? Did you get the virus?
Half the shit you say could get you canceled. You are a total liability.
Hello?
Make me go standing up. Ow! Don't touch them.
Let's just do this in front of everybody, huh?
It's all great, and you love it,
- I said "of our generation." - Do you want the seat or not?
Couldn't really find anybody in the urban areas, or suburban.
Hey, guys. I'll be performing "Run-Around" by Blues Traveler.
after his views on homosexuals came to light.
You're the boss. [sighs]
Why would I kiss you? I'm gay!
I've never been on time and under budget. It's not a good sign.
Great. Yeah, you're the one. Let's go.
Yeah, but I don't want you to plan for it.
Looks like they're working.
a woman has said that to me in my life, I'll have you know.
The little bloodsucker sent me this letter. Here, I'll screen share it.
Then make it work.
Are you using company time and company equipment
- "Make mine a Manhattan." - Good drink.
And, uh, who are you?
in a way they'll understand?
Say hello, C.W.
Yeah.
Fine! Fine! Fine.
I hired you to build me up. [chuckles]
We gotta think about you like a burlap sack.
Yes, yes, yes. That's it, that's it.
Otherwise, you've got an 80-year-old man
[vocalizes]