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Well, yeah. You know, for the game. For the game, but also--
- Uh, yeah. Looks that way. - Yep.
Maybe… you and I should give it another shot.
She wouldn't date me in, like, a million years. [scoffs]
[Ian] Look at what you're doing to them!
- Stop thinking about it. - I can't.
Hello. Jim Strauss.
Let me guess, you took a look at the entertainment landscape
Well, in my case, three.
You want me to fight with you?
Great.
Well, I guess I could start smoking.
What is that supposed to mean?
Why is that a problem?
You know what? I'm gonna help.
[Brad] Great. [scoffs]
- Think she's writing something back. - Uh-oh.
and we, uh-- we've been working really well together.
No. I did what's best for the game.
[Poppy] Can you see anything? What are they doing?
- Uh, where is Mr. Longbottom? - Right here.
Do you not like the work?
Whoa! Breach of contract?
Dismissing women based on the perceived tone of their voice is--
and we're gonna land you a woman.
It reminds me of when I purchased the services
Oh, yeah. Maybe if I had a different face.
Be Jane's burlap sack, David.
Yeah, you're right.
- Yes! - Which is impossible.
And I'm no artist. I'm a doddering old penny-a-liner,
Oh, damn this loose tongue of mine.
It's useful. It's reliable, and it can carry shit.
[scoffs] Yeah, right, that's what she said.
he should present himself like a loot box.