Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ADULT ADAM: Yep, we were different than the Kremps...

(SLAMS DOWN RECEIVER) (GASPS)

I brought you some wine.

And you just had to ruin it...

I knew something was wrong because when I bit into the eclair,

ADULT ADAM: A week went by, and I hadn't seen Chad.

The Goldbergs owned a discount furniture store.

That wasn't the selection I was gonna make. (DOOR CLOSES)

I'm in a glow-in-the-dark unitard!

ERICA: (ON TAPE) Drew Kremp is so delicious.

Or... Instead of him going to a computer world,

Are you kidding me?

there's nothing scary about me.

Go over there and apologize

Even my dad, who prided himself on having no friends,

This is getting ridiculous.

It's disconcerting.

and I never go beyond the second minute.

(VOICE BREAKING) No, that's not true.

Get off the phone. I'm talking!

But we weren't the only ones getting our lines crossed.

ERICA: Let me punch you! BARRY: Get off me!

It's a perk of the job. I'm a florist.

BEVERLY: You're not gonna spray our son.

What do you mean?

Uh, I... I don't think he's available.

ERICA: Stop moving! (BARRY GRUNTING)

Okay, who needs dogs?

What did you do?

I do it every day. (CHUCKLES) She didn't.

What kind of moron gets stuck in a tree?

While my mom was trying to make a connection with Mrs. Kremp...

it tasted like sour cream and pickles.

you water the yard in your underpants.