Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He said, "I came up with the Cone of Silence.
To me, when you take a big chance is when you bring...
I took her to a restaurant. She was so thin, the maître d' said:
-Anyway, this is where he sits. -Right.
-Tip before we eat? -Yeah.
The very first show.
With brand-new material that is bound to fail.
We wrote a lot of it in New York and then I took Norman with me.
And I said, "I'll give you a buck...
"Can you give me a buck for a sandwich?"
-I haven't had bacon in an awful long time. -That's why you're 90.
So that's 62 years.
...started pulling at my coat. Norman Steinberg.
So crisp, they'll say, "That's too crisp." That's it.
I've never heard anyone do the punch line like that.
I had a friend who never picked up a check without saying:
Yeah, at this age, you wanna-- You don't have time--
...I came in and said, "Here's a man who was at the scene of the crucifixion...
-Yeah. -With wheels.
-So I had this idea... -Right.
-Jewish fella? -Wonderful writer.
I'm just a prince, I'm not a king.
-I smell comedy, I really do. -Yeah.