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Oh, I can still manage.
Rochelle, do you want to tell me what this is?
-Yeah! -I hear you. You're Hormone Monsters.
Okay, I'm just gonna grab my Chinese chicken salad.
Hey, Sir Charles, the basketball is also a sun!
Oh God! Please don't take my dick.
And my salad is ruined!
but that's just your mother talking.
he earns a full leather varsity Suns jacket. It's so purple.
No! Doug needs to be saving money for Donna's engagement ring.
It's catnip, baby. Kitty coke. The meow pow.
-Oh!
Look what he did to his car.
It looked like an anthill made of mayonnaise.
You're supposed to be saving money to buy Donna an engagement ring.
Yeah. I'm very sensitive. I can't even watch a Hallmark commercial
I think our coworkers are just looking for a little apology.
Seven of my legs!
'Cause I work with Steve Winwood.
Ooh, ooh! Now do me.
when they found me smoking that icky-sticky with all my cool friends.
Oh! Such concise language.
We are monsters. Insatiable, hairy jizz monsters with no boundaries!
Okay, forbidden love.
through an exploitative app is technically not a job, Rochelle.
Totally. Uh, wait. What did you do?
Oh, man. You should have warned me your client was an old person.
Hey, Walter! Okay, I'm taking a survey. Would you rather fart fire or pee ice?
Well, it's also orange and yellow.
We're the fucking rock stars who get rock stars fucked.
All while still being the rocking fuck stars that we are.
Okay, are you sure that catnip wasn't actually cocaine?
-Jose. Hi. -Hi.
I get Corporate to give you guys your own designated fuck room?
We've done this hundreds of times, but it's still my favorite. I'm addicted!
-I'm her ride or die.
-Yeah! -That's right.
No, I'm not!
-You scratched me, you fucking psycho!
-Yeah, with his hero! -Well, it's a start.
so you could strap it on and fuck me with it right now!
It's a Lovebug ride-along, bitch.