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-Oh, Mama, I almost forgot. -Oh, my God! What was that?
-I can see my mother's nipples. -Safi!
He just wants his mother to have the good blankets.
Ooh, get ready for some shit, bug!
Ooh! That sounds like a really nice afternoon.
Tyler! But yes, as always, the fucking idiot speaks for all of us.
Hey, Petey-Petey, you rock-hard sweetie. You still mad at me?
Mmm…
She came here every day after university to see him.
but alas, because of her family, they could never be seen together.
And if humans stop fucking, no more humans!
Or you could not ejaculate in the kitchen at all.
But we've learned something.
The fuckin' show is called Somebody Feed Phil, baby.Oh, shit!
I love it.
-Safi!
And what about Donna, Doug?
We can go "intercourse" at Jose's house and watch Starz.
-"Custom Suns airbags"?
Oh! Pfft! Come on, Maurice. Don't you see what she's trying to do?
-Are you gonna kill me? -Ooh! Better, honey. I'm gonna teach you!
Oh, God!
I know we're not supposed to say it, but the elderly have a stew smell.
Ah! Beirut, 1972.
And I was just doing what I think Doug would love.