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No, I'm gonna be a lawyer.
Harry belonged in the woods.
But it wasn't his birthday.
Got into Fordham law.
My birthday's September 21st, not that anyone asked.
Go open up some more wine.
I do feel it.
I am totally humiliated.
I've got a whole other life now.
I keep walking past the same...
eating a cake with your name on it and making a wish.
Excuse me.
What floor is the Sci-Fi channel on?
I bounced around foster families so much,
W-A-S-H-E-D
Me, Lutz, Toofer, and Josh are gonna go to that bar
Shut up! Do you love Becca?
Paula and I were Tim and Becca.
We're both doing all right.
My God. Look at your boobs.
Fake vomit on it.
But even prisoners have birthday parties.