Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're asking for an obscene amount of money
I would've let Lou Diamond Phillips fool me.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
We gotta make this house a church.
Oh, God.
- Nathan.
- Okay, just let go.
- Professor Tobias Kaufman, decorated scholar
This is America, right?
- I think that's doable. - Oh.
I'm gonna hit these banker's boxes.
[sniffs]
- "suckit@suckit.com" is probably fake,
- Both books are true.
60 people signed up for the email list.
- We need you to say you were lying to Terry,
We gotta get this place designated
I was always like, life's pretty fair,
- [laughs] - You're right.
I've heard you say "huh, okay" before.
You're not saying anything.
- Wonder how many Jareds are in here.
As old Buford Rutherford used to say about generosity--
The fate of the family depends on it.
- I wonder what's gonna happen when this book comes out.
* And all I daresay *
- What? No, I like the old title.
It's really a disservice to history
You should paint the church orange.
He is the literal devil.
- It's regarding the giant helicopter
that Roosevelt had a love child in my house.
What are they talking about?
[mysterious music]