Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna do a keg flip.

for ruining high school.

I feel like I'm finally ready to get my life back on track.

You were out there somewhere and you weren't looking for me?

at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon.

And why do you wanna see it?

if only I didn't have to pick up my kids at the mall, I--

There is a medical lab in an office building nearby.

What hey, littering!

I mean, some jag is obviously jealous of your rising star.

You didn't even remember that I went to school with you.

I have something to mail for the Dean.

Shirley, what are you doing here?

That weird guy hasn't blinked once.

The prequels are terrible.

- Troy Barnes. - Of course it is.

that you never received an undergraduate degree.

But I actively endorsed pain.

"Most Likely to Succeed."

This is the real world, not some comic book adventure.

No! You guys are awesome.

And you know what?

- Hey, is that a sad face? - I wouldn't know.

in the caliber of students we have at Greendale.

Shotty. Fixture at discord. unavoidable

dedication, and...

Okay, fine. I'll come get you.

I'm being recruited by colleges to play football.

that Jezebel would've been in jail

would make me feel better, but I'm just...

I guess we all really wanted yogurt.