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Bloo's 1st annual Foster's indoor Paintball Battle Royale is a Twat.
- Oh Celine Dion, you never finished that national anthem.
Want to see what's on the inside of me?
They think farts are funny, but they're not.
From far and wide, O Canada,
- What?!? Why?!? - Hey, don't worry about that.
Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week,
Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you if you help me.
Oh, the humanity!
Please, bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.
She's in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Why?
- You're a journalist, right? - Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines.
Oh hey it's tom Tell him he's a smelly bastard
- It will be your only shot at wiping them all out. - Here, take this. - What is this?
- Hello. - Terrance, this is Scott.
You promised me they'd be gone for good. That was your part of the bargain.
and I appreciate that.
Your Honor, the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.
Sprayed your face.
Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive
- I never knew you had a daughter, Terrance. - Oh yes, didn't I mention that me heartys?
Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!!!"
Head cancer?
Hello to my Canadian friends. Everybody relax, take a rest,
an never come back to Canada again.
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