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God damnit, that isn't funny!
God keep our land
because I have the features of a deformed burn victim.
- Terrance, Terrance, you've saved Canada. - Oh, it was all Phillips idea.
The plan is working perfectly; Terrance and Phillip are taking the bait.
Damnit man. Danger or no, I'm going to help my friend find his daughter.
will now be known as New Baghdad. Kalookh Kalakh!
- You seem to be taking over Canada. - Taking over Canada? Me?
- Oh, that is so juvenile. - Hey Scott, do you like apples?
- Celine, where is our daughter Sally?
- It sure is. Let's look for treasure. - Yes, let's look for treasure.
When asked if he would uphold his side of the agreement,
Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the difference? Relax guy.
in all thy sons command.
- Oh, raspberries, looks like I'm losing a friend.
Oh my God, he's heinously ugly, and I am pregnant with his child!
- Then I will go with you Terrance. - You are such a good friend Phillip.
I'm Bob, but my friends call me Ugly Bob
Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber!
Yes, it is Terrance. According to that newsy he's some kind of Turkish dictator.
- Cancer? - Yes, in the head.