Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The next time Russell Dalrymple comes in the restaurant...

The script. Now, I've read this thing three times.

You sitting here, telling people what to do.

Otherwise, I will report you to the board...

What are you talking about?

Get a good look, Wolf?

You are never gonna believe who I just ran into today.

- Great. Beautiful. - Beautiful.

...with what you perceived as me...

Of Course, I'm The Result Of My Parents Having Stayed Together.

I want to know why my footwear is your conversation?

...on top of the Empire State Building

Looking at #tax-returns is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it.

So if you give me your number, I'll call you later.

- She did? - Right in the kitchen. Disgraceful.

- Right by her? - Right by her.

Why is my post a topic of conversation?

Well, you know, she's lucky I was in a good mood.

...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say:

Did you hear this?

You didn't find it funny? This is what I'm paying for?

- All right, forget Elaine. - All right.

We haven't brought the Elaine character into the show yet.

- Yeah, because she caught you- - Never mind!

It wasn't funny? What, are you kidding?

- I'm Jerry. - George.