Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Divorce Is Very Difficult, Especially On The Kid.

Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together.

I am not discussing this. This is insane.

That's a fun age

Every woman I saw, I snubbed. You never saw people so pleased.

Which reminds me. What did you think of it? You never told me

If we bring Elaine in, it'll be so many people to keep track of.

...doesn't have insurance, so the judge sentences him to be a butler?

Maybe I should give it to my therapist to read.

...where the eyes operate independently of the head.

...and they can issue a warrant for an embrace.

When you visit homeopathy "doctor"

You know what we could do? He eats at Pfeiffer's.

Hey, Kramer, listen, I want you to ask Gail to do me a favour.

Well, it's the only chance I have to meet with you this week.

- I'm sick of cleaning! - That's funny. That's funny.

How's everything?

I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy.

...this pilot, it doesn't matter to me. It's not me I'm concerned about...

My shoes are my business.

I've never seen a pilot script this funny.