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- Yeah, I feel like I've grown. - Good. Let's pick up on this next week.
You get a sense of it then you look away!
That's a reflex. Cleavage, poke. Cleavage, poke.
Yes, I understand women.
I snubbed her
Great.
- What was that dish he said- - Pasta primavera.
He’s such a control freak!
- More jokes? - Another ending?
Field of vision, huh?
Looking at #tax- returns is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it.
That really embarrassed me.
You don't think I can attract attention, put asses in the seats?
What was that dish? Pasta primavera.
There must have been something in the pasta primavera I had for lunch.
Then Julian says, I'm not cleaning it up.
He caught me in a cleavage peek. So big deal.
...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about.
- He poked me! - There was cleavage in the area.
You know what I did? I snubbed her.
Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that.
You know what I did? I snubbed her
You were like you just put a quarter in one of those metal things...
She comes to my restaurant, comes right in my kitchen...
My Botticelli shoes. You've been talking about my Botticelli shoes.
You don't think I can attract attention.... you don't think I could put asses in the seats?
- You kissed her? - Right on the mouth.
Oh, boy.
- I think you'd better go. - I'm going baby. I'm going!
That is my idea of comedy.
We better get started. My daughter's gonna be here soon.
Men are obsessed with cleavage, women are obsessed with shoes.
You didn't like it?
Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes.
...and I walked her to her building. And just before I left...
They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it.
He snubbed me.