Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know. Come on, let's go.
But I'm in my house now, and I gotta warn you...
Looking through the eyes
Oh, crap. I only got four weeks to practice.
you just come right down here and sign up.
the Airport Howard Johnson!
My mom gave me this nine-mill for my thirteenth birthday.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god Do you think they heard us?
She's the winner, and we're going to state.
But in some kind of weird miracle...
That's Amber Atkins.
Fade in.
And the bite marks on my ears.
OK, let's see.
I'm so excited.
I might even take seconds!
This is bullshit!
Do you need help with the cooler?
Let's get this straight right now.
Yeah, well, no.
Loretta, get out of here! Go on, get out.
We have excitement.
All right, so very important, don't forget that.
I got some.
next weekend, when she will be competing for the title...
I mean, guys get out of Mount Rose all the time...
What?
So have you decided what your talent is going to be...
making the movie about the pageant.
something blows through my kitchen window...
You know, to start the interviews.
And this raven beauty on my right is Terry Macy.
Envelope, please.
in case Becky won.
I grew up right next to these stockyards.
No. She's not getting up.
relationships, dreams...
I'm going to do my talent tonight.
Oh, this...
But doesn't someone taking your costume...
Country western!
My First Time w/ Annie Biotixx
Becky, baby, get up!
like a glistening lake beneath the swan.
You got some lutefisk in your hair.
You guys want a beer?
You know, I do a lot of business down there...
Bitch.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
will be awarded to the first runner-up.
I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails
Amber should've won.
was believed to be the cause.
Gotta go.
Here, watch.
See, Gladys had me get that special-made from Mexico...
Keep on moving through.
I can't believe this is happening.
I'm gonna call your mom.
Are you Amber Atkins?
Other side!
but they only had me because Peter needed that kidney.
No. Mom said if I did...
I am the president of The Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club
Thirty million people aren't gonna wait for you...
Oh, Kenny! Oh, this is Kenny.
And we're your Minnesota American Teen Princess...
I know you sacrificed everything...
hello cow hey get out of the way
Call a priest, for Christ's sake!
I know who the winner is
And can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
You're welcome.
Do you think a nice cool mint would help...
and Gladys Leeman was Gladys Wood...
It's a little game we play every week.
you just let me know because I happen to know the owner.
Becky Leeman for president of the gun club, either, and I did.
Come on. Sell it!
Competing for the title...
so you can practice for the pageant.
Mr. Adam West!
I mean, I won.
Oh, that's great. You're real educated.
Lisa, come on, you're next.
They like to take out of there. The villain Hailey shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Hailey shakes her butt?
The year... 2024.
Give her your tray, Brett.
She's in a hell of a mood today.
The first runner-up is...
Why do I think Becky'll win?
And go get my smokes!
Hello, Tony.
the same one you were in, but you know what?
All right, let's go.
I can see what's mine now
Oh, they love that.
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