Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

all but one of these girls is gonna walk away a loser.

now traced to improperly refrigerated shellfish...

You can never judge a woman with bad...

and running eighteen miles a day on about four hundred calories.

And you will not find a "back room" in our video store.

Can't take my eyes

Yeah. Then we have the Judges Interview.

Oh, yeah, baby!

I have a dream...

You rule, Leslie!

Listen up, number one.

Hey, Amber, did you get my smokes?

but talent like yours doesn't need to hide behind sequins.

What are they doing, letting the retard count the votes?

Oh, boy, I'd hate to follow that act.

They take out her butt?

Yes, yes, I am. Hello.

I hope you understand.

Well, God love you for thinking I still could.

in ways you've never dreamed of.

before I was blown out of the house.

And now, finally the moment...

Do you think most people would say...

This was written on the back:

Actually, I got practice on Thursday.

Right by the airport!

of the Mount Rose Civil Servettes...

I think I’m like

"Most smartest. " Get a picture of that.

American Teen Princess

I'm giving it to Amber.

Always offer to spot them for a rebuy after I catch

I’m Camber Atkins

but it wasn't his fault, was it, Kenny? No.

Speak English You stupid little retard!

the next America's American Teen Princess...

and I'm signing up for the pageant...

They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt?

Drop Dead Gorgeous State Names

for bring home milk and a carton of Lucky...

Come back here. Mommy wants to talk to you.

No way. Oh, my God.

There's some kind of emergency at the trailer park.

Maybe she should've shoved that lucky bolt...

Yep. And you can get your applications...

Get off of me you cow!

All right, so...

where we say good-bye to the judges...

We're going to use the money...

I could drive a boat show in there.

the German shepherd.

I know who the winner... Harold.

for the nicotine under their fingernails.

My winning the Mount Rose...

Can one of you boys give me a ride home?

Never sneak up on the living.

Loretta, don't do that.

"Through the Eyes of Love. "

I didn't wanna win like this.

Sarah Rose knows you're a teenage girl.

Yeah. I'll be doing a dramatic monologue...

Take it, because I got my costume OK'd a month ago...

You don't pay less, I give you more.

Don't move the body. Don't touch the body.

I've had your shit for two weeks now!

American Teen Princess

well george i can do a panayotakis at 3:00 and a gallagher at 9:33 PM then i can prepare barville at 4:00 boing then i can do two gallaghers at 4:55 oh and yeah remember to pick up my dry cleaning at 4:00

One, two, three.

It's all the stuff I get to do.

What is wrong with you?

The Washington Monument...

I guess my most memorable one...

- Yes, we do. - OK.

That's our sound guy.

who'd like to start on that journey...

we determined that the Curry girl...

Nice one, Dad. He's dead.

I'm trying to tell him...

for hockey scholarships...

where they change me twice a day.

They like to take out of there. The villain Grace P. shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Grace P. shakes her butt?

Can we switch numbers?

my lovely daughter Rebecca Ann Leeman is competing.

They still fit.

we determined that it must have been bad wiring.

Will somebody get a mop and a bucket?

.eip sa ysae .ereht

of the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club.

Go on. The party's over.

down her throat for dessert.

so I can safely say that I am the mother...

Always talk to the Pokerbois about my wsop stats

Yeah, all my mom's clothes melted onto mine.

She's gonna win.

They like to take out of there. The villain Savannah shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Savannah shakes her butt?

I got second runner-up.

You stop right there.