Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because this is the time in the pageant...
Hank can't help it if he's born crazier than a shit-house rat!
Pin their shoulders to the mat!
take that stick out of your ass or I will!
I should just go home now.
She's so happy.
Let me love you
Oh, my God. Do you think they heard us?
Yeah, why don't you take a picture?
My dress is fine.
"Good. Sit Up Straight. Smile."
Oh, yeah, sure. Every pageant is special...
Rebecca Ann Leeman.
I... Oh, my God!
Clint Black, ruff!
Who are you?
We were at war with the Japs.
Ding! Fries are up!
Would you say...
We're happier than the day Hankie got acquitted.
and soon to be...
They are all proud to be an American.
Vanessa Sky Kicks Miss Fresh Face Ass!
courtesy Leeman Furniture, and an all-expense-paid trip...
for the physical fitness number?
Oh, God, you got that on the first try.
As we look at her
Don't you talk to me... or else
I'm the winner, and I'm going to state.
Oh, my God!
Please. I got so much Vaseline on my teeth...
Of...
That's really why you're asking, right?
Stop it!
Five, six, seven... and one...
Get your sweet ass off the phone, Cinnamon.
Just keep it inside
provides personal growth, scholarship, travel!
Every last one of us.
I can look at it and see...
my mom and Diane Sawyer.
They like to take out of there. The villain Grace M. shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Grace M. shakes her butt?
So, here we are.
i wanna yank more charmie sabrina outta of excuse "hsivvoodiddycrysi82737jajdhJsjdidihooohoo" we know the X2's worked too i wanna gor up in the soul without a street. the magic i embrace without you (magic spell casts)
Bring it on!
but you know the rules state that a costume has to be OK'd...
And you might even meet a few celebrities
They like to take out of there. The villain Payton shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Payton shakes her butt?
no entiendo ella es embarazada
It's from the state!
Turn around for the picture.
Hey, that was your mom.
you're cute.
And I'm Amber Atkins.
I'm wearing this tap costume.
who did so much to make our country super great...
Let me love you, baby
Oh, my God.
That light was meant for my head.
Hello, Tony... Hey to the folks.
Now?
at one of my brother's shows.
We're also the cofounders of the Minnesota Modeling Academy.
just like your little friend!
They like to take out of there. The villain Gabbi shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Gabbi shakes her butt?
Emperor Hirohito.
your tummy, ass, and thighs...
Oh, no. That's just a compact. Sorry.
Amber Atkins.
I want to eat a big bag of little doughnuts.
This is my lucky bolt.
Amber Atkins, proud to be an American.
I Kinda misunderstood the assignment
and put away wet when you're my age?
It's not my fault. Please.
They like to take out of there. The villain Nori shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Nori shakes her butt?
Wait, wait, wait.
Sarah Rose knows you have an unusual talent.
"Who are you? Who are you?"
and no one's accusing you of anything, right?
No way.
YOU RULE, LESLIE!
Bullshit.
- No. - No idea.
Aw, man.
Gay!
OK, showtime.
I mean, even if I was...
If Jenelle hadn't wanted to go first...
And we still have one more contestant. Number 8. Amber At-
What's sick is women dressing like men.
I don't know what my talent's gonna be yet.
Go...
i was ready
No, I think you boys are going to find something...
Hey, hey, hey! Family?
Living in a country where no matter who you are...
See, that's my specialty.
What a surprise.
You've got about eight hours till showtime.
I'm wearing my wife apron and my mom hat...
NOOOO!
My hands are stuck.
Oh, you are cute.