Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He'll give 'em to you...
So, here, put a dab of this on the old choppers, ladies.
Yeah, it's just gone.
And tuck in the tushes!
and we still have one more contestant... number eight.
God, I hope that's you and not your concussion talking.
I never liked her, but she didn't deserve...
Iris, stop it. It's not his fault.
Oh, God!
Let go of me!
Hey, Tim, Carla, listen...
Hey to the folks.
I open my locker today after first period...
She was the oldest living Lutheran.
“ Jesus loves winners.”
Let's form a line.
Nice, Ma. Real nice.
She said he was so horny.
Why don't you just paint a target on your ass?
Amber, we are not putting on our talent costume.
Tammy Curry...
She could be paralyzed from the neck down...
when a peanut farmer was in the White House...
With two weeks until the pageant...
English!
You never know who could have an embalming needle...
No. Loretta called. There's been a fire.
do not cross their legs like streetwalkers.
What's your problem?
because, I mean, we don't know who the winner is yet.
it's half full.
Get up there.
You know what? It's my daughter...
Bd Jdh
when I was visiting my brother Peter there.
Yeah, sure. You have a super day, too.
She wanted you to have this.
So, beyond this pageant you must have certain dreams...
I've never seen anything like it before, and...
Nah. I think I'm, like, due or something.
Oh, gosh, she's been singing and dancing...
Well if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first
For one thing, we're all God-fearin' folk.
This pageant's like a Roach Motel.
Nice mouth you got there...
brushing up on current events...
all to bring me into this world...
Why are you pretending you don't know what's going on?
Whoo! Go, Muskies!
It can't feel good.
- Sammy Davis, Jr. - Yeah, the Jew.
Do you like to swim?
"Who knows the last time it's been cleaned?"
where you can take an ugly old mountain...
while flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart.
because living in a country where Lady Liberty...
It's just a camera I keep in the glove compartment...
She's skinny, Amber, not deaf.
Oh, Amber, wait!
That bitch from Wisconsin!
Yeah. I'll always remember what she wrote in the card.
Yeah. Open it up.
It's front-page news when one of 'em takes a shit.
Remember to count, ladies.
It's just the guys that are, you know...
It's a $200 fine!
Go.
With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.
Beautiful as a whore's ass today, huh, boys?
Can't take my eyes
To be true
I was supposed to go first.
Doreen gave us hair nets.
I just wanted my mom to see me dance.
Who are you?
Take a memo, sweetheart!
Nah. Hazard of the trade.
Ladies and gentlemen...
So much
Now, that's my cue.
They're wet.
It makes me proud to be an American.
$20!!
They like to take out of there. The villain Payton shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Payton shakes her butt?
Hey, hey, you like it?
And can you believe it?
Now she's as dead as a doornail.
But the show must go on.
No. It's all right. Don't worry about it.
You know, practically...
If you want seconds, I'll make sure you get them!
Don't touch her.
You know what, girls?
for my sixteenth birthday.
What kind of a mental retard...
I’m the winner And I’m going to Kings
Fly high and proud
I kind of misunderstood the assignment.
Who would you pick to be the president, dead or alive?
They like to take out of there. The villain Mar shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Mar shakes her butt?