Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is exactly how I pictured it! Choking on pug gas.

Diane Sawyer has number eight at her local.

It's best with lots of butter.

So which one of you will it be?

If it's another stray bullet to the head...

that's what I'm looking at!

and it has the power to change you...

why all the guys chew Copenhagen, you know?

of spreading sign language...

Welcome back, everybody...

Excuse me, "Miss Penthouse '98... "

- Oh, God. - What?

- Open it. - This?

The Minnesota Modeling Academy is proud to present...

The swan ate my baby!

Back, you cuddly retard!

I know, I know. Gives me the willies, too.

Big excitement.

I don't care if you have to ride this thing sidesaddle.

Time for BBW AUDITS!

an honor roll student, and the new president...

Hey, Little Miss Sad Pants and her friend Serious Sally.

Don't often see that.

Girls, couple of things.

Ma always says, "Don't eat anything...

I kinda misunderstood the assignment

Get that tempo right. Kick it!

Go on, get out!

They like to take out of there. The villain Avaline shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Avaline shakes her butt?

I feel like I need to take a shower.

All right. Very nice.

Yeah, all right.

Aw, hell, go out there and kick some Leeman ass.

When I'm outside these walls, I am Gladys Leeman...

Robbed! We were robbed!

I always watch the pageants on TV...

Well, hunting's dangerous.

Yes, Leslie, OK.

Oh, my God. I am so dead.

He took it right between the eyes.

I'm kind of busy on Friday.

And we still have one more contestant. Number 8, Amber Atk-

Hope this thing ends before they do.

I'd like to sing a little song just for him.

I'm Minnesota's American Teen Princess.

All right, all right.

I mean, why would I want to be, you know?

You're talking about the richest family in a small town.

Who deserves to win is Jon He’s the prettiest...the best damn rapper...the most smartest!

You won't be staying overnight.

We’re gonna win

So, Molly..... Tell Movie Man What You Talent Do!

We are so darn close to that moment...

Oh, the blow to her head made her deaf.

No, listen. We shouldn't talk here.

and put faces on it, faces of great Americans...

if I shoved your head up your ass?

they all have one thing in common.

Are you upset about Brett?

and doing a little duck hunting...

and winner of a fifty-dollar scholarship...

if you list a friend and put down her address.

So? Be real easy...

For my talent, I'm going to be doing...

Someone say something?

this is bullshit!

They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt?

Bruce, that's Roy. Roy, Bruce.

That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid...

- Isn't that great? - Oh, that's great.

during the physical fitness routine.

which we call the American Teen Princess Pageant.

They like to take out of there. The villain Lilly shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Lilly shakes her butt?

Hey. What's up, Scott?

Tendu, close, pliÈ.

No. No. No way. No.

from pageants into acting.

She is deader than a door nail yep

Now, this pageant's your ticket out of here...

and become what you've always dreamed of makes me...

Course, I hope I end up...

Sarah Rose knows you're a beautiful person.

I've done about thirty-five pageants.

I beg your pardon. Would you like a drink?

I just don't want this to be the thing that you do over.

And let's be honest, the family only needs one Liza...

It's just so odd and gross.

Friends who have friends on the outside.

for the blood of Christ.

He sells reproductions!

Don't make me split you where you...

Oh, yeah, sure.

First of all, I'm not pregnant, OK?

It was still on the hanger.

They think that it fell from a DC-10.

'cause it might be a hypnotic suggestion.

Same dippy little look on her face.

Mom, look. Don't talk.

And then kill you!

See, this holds three full-size booze bottles.

Here, I didn't...

That should've been you in there!

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