Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our heart swells big
that goddamn sign, the lazy sons of bitches.
Tammy was one crispy critter up on that thresher!
Go.
It's just like Anthony Robbins says...
left in that can and relax a bit?
How Camber Making Me Feel
If you're getting at something, you'd better just say it.
All right, ready.
Freda, sure.
Best thing I got to look forward to...
Right now our chief concern is to stabilize Annette here...
Me and my besties
and to move her out to the cemetery.
Since I found you
Not so hard, sweetie. I heard something snap.
And I thank God
Yeah. You bet I do.
About that...
Mary Johanson.
I'm signing up 'cause, you know...
Maybe it’s your way of telling us to buy American
She lives two trailers down.
Come on, Miss Forest Lake...
- Not our girl. - Oh, no.
OK, I designed the float.
First the picture of Tammy, then Brett Clemmens, and now this?
The time has finally come...
Oh, my baby!
of the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club.
W- e-s-t V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a.
Come on! You want some of this!
You guys know the r***ard’s pants are open?
I don't know. A gift from God or something.
before the pageant. You can wear it.
it is my duty...
Right here, we have a very attractive unit.
She said the heavy vibration helped her think.
Oh, Amber, like you're the only one who visits Mary?
"U.S.A. Is A-OK!"
for the vo-tech of her choice is...
I just need one more do-over.
OK, OK...
Welcome to the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant.
I'm sorry.
You're just too good
We wouldn't have been late at all if not for you.
Oh, my God, it's "Cops. "
While we haven't ruled out sabotage...
Stephen, the thinnest, most smartest
So, you know, Brett just got shot in the head.
The rumors are true.
Her beauty worked against her...
I'd like to take you back seventeen years...
I hope you understand.
Someone call nine-one-one.
It’s half full.. which means where the hell is my waiter?!
you know, that little... that black fellow...
And I know it won't show, but on my inner thighs...
is to end up in some decent raisin ranch...
While going through the air like a goddamn lawn dart.
Oh, my god, do you think they heard us?
So, Doctor, is this sort of an unusual injury?
which is now gone forever...
The next time you drink window cleaner...
and we will wave the fifty-dollar application fee...
Amber's gonna be the next Diane Sawyer, you know.
Can I?
"Don't cry out loud"
Our baby's going to nationals.
Get out!
"I'm a winner.
So, are you about ready...
This one's for varsity soccer.
She's alive, sweetie. She's right over there.
They like to take out of there. The villain Jennifer shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Jennifer shakes her butt?
Proud to be american Proud to be an american
Number one.
and my boyfriend thinks I'll win.
She always says that.
I don't know.
She got iced because she wins everything...
Well, this cheap whore is that family's loving mother.
Oh, for Christ's sake! Call an ambulance!
I was scared, OK?
Harold, Mom said not in the head!
I'm a lifer here.
The new Minnesota American Teen Princess!
Shut up, you guys.
"Jesus loves winners. ... ... and skiers!!”
Go on, pull on the North Pole there.
The voice of an angel, that one.
That's the biggest Crock of shit I ever heard.
where I can practice my talent.
at least a week in advance.
and she'll probably ride on Becky's ass...
They like to take out of there. The villain Autumn shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Autumn shakes her butt?
You guys want some shots? I'm buying.
Come on.
and she was Mount Rose American Teen Princess.
and there's a picture of Tammy Curry taped inside.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
I will if you shut your piehole.
It...
Look, you shouldn't be in here.
Here's the weird part.
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the "Days Of Our Lives"
Oh, there'll be a choreographer to the stars.
Rebecca Ann Leeman!
Why don't you hike up your skirt a little bit then, OK?
Tape cassette comes out of Afghanistan.
Why? Well, it's kinda like asking...
This was a doozie.