Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the Candy Man...
If I had it to do over...
When Carrie quotes a classic.... The whole world curtsies!
Them: Happy 4th!!! Me:
Listen, Amber...
Let's go home.
competed in pageants...
Hey, you hear that?
'cause of the scholarships and all.
Just like that.
You've been talking to this guy long enough.
it makes me proud I'm American.
I know, but these things happen...
Jesus Christ on a cross!
Good. Sit up straight. Smile.
How are you going to figure this all out?
You get nothing, Hank.
Wave hi to her.
You have to go home.
our neighbor boy Kenny Hansen...
You rule!
Our next prize, a seventy-five- dollar scholarship...
Love you, baby.
Leave him alone. It's OK.
I'm gonna be on TV just like Diane Sawyer.
or where you come from, you can grow up...
Oscar bait!!!
US Election What are they doing, letting the retard count the votes?
Love has arrived
- Third. - Bye.
Give me your stringy ass!
I think I'm, like, due or something.
I just wanna tap, you know?
I mean, I have no idea who Jean picked...
Well, maybe Friday then.
randy
There we go.
I get made a judge, then the furniture store hires us...
What?
Hi, Pat.
This came for you, sweetie.
Al are we on cops?
He was there when tragedy struck.
to "Don't Cry Out Loud" by Melissa Manchester?
What are you doing here?
like the rest of my friends and neighbors.
- Third. - Huh?
There's your paint can.
And the fact...
Oh, yeah.
because to live in a country...
goes on about starting that great journey...
Oh, come on, Mom.
They're making a movie here.
Real nice, Becky. She's anorexic.
Go, Hank!
and ask him if we can use that barn light as a spot again...
This is... What?
She can't do anything by herself.
So, are you excited?
is people!
that I introduce to you contestant number six...
#day33
to Amber Atkins and Becky Leeman.
When you speak your mind after winning WFTDA champs
Arizona.
since your other one got toasted.
We get a personal consultation with a makeup artist.
You hear me, Loretta?
Well, as my mother says at Sunday dinner...
One with strong roots in a community like Mount Rose...
No, Dad, it was worth it.
"that can carry its house around with it.
Thank God for bungee cords.
Thank you.
Mr. Larson's son learned the hard way.
I love you, baby
Really?
What, they have a sale on dull needles at K-Mart?
What am I saying?
he's taking her to Lincoln, Alabama.
My mom wanted me to have this?
Just watching the young girls.
You're holding up the line.
'cause I am making friends on the inside.
where we are going to be buying outfits...
for last year's American Teen Princess...
You know, seventeen years ago, I won the talent contest...
Look what happened to that dork-ass farm girl.
You know, I still don't want to be on camera.
when she started as a reporter in Louisville, her hometown.
I tell Annette, you talk to me during my stories...
Nothing too showy.
A whole goddamned town full of losers...
All right then.
Here's Peter as... Liza!
Heeeeelllp! Help!
Yeah. Well, see...
The family's steaming like a cow pie in July.
Amber Atkins...
In fact, I love it so much…. I work here now!
You bring me on some of that snotty attitude.