Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Airport hotel!
I know who the winner is
She all-American girl.
Along with Sarah Rose Cosmetics...
Why don't you see if there's any more beer...
and if nobody minds...
You stupid little retard
You know what? Peter's gay.
provides personal growth, scholarship, travel!
Back off, college boy! Now listen!
I told you I would move the car if a cripple came.
Keep them away from you so they don't get on the outfits.
W- y-o-m-i-n-g.
When your teammate is too excited about the win
you'll meet here tonight is special and unique...
Trust in me when I say
Hands resting lightly on your laps.
create world peace with one of her prayers...
So, Becky, how does it feel?
to die in the belly of a swan like that.
I know who the winner is.
Contestants. You know...
Them: Happy 4th!! Me: This is Nazi Germany!!
And since my costume was OK'd a month ago...
I did it.
Do you do any of the embalming?
No, that filth is better left to the sin cities.
And my roommate did Adam West.
while he was setting coon traps for his dad.
Stop it! Stop it!
Come on, kick it!
or a fat lady in a tube top.
Well, you know, we'll...
I just fell in love with the Big Apple last summer...
If I die from these fumes...
Who deserves to win is Jon..he’s the prettiest ya know..best damn tapper...the most smartest!
I need you, baby
Mount Rose American Teen Princess is...
and this time someone didn't want her to win.
A- r-i-z-o-n-a.
Stop with the friggin' Marco Polo, or I'll come over there...
The third one, the blond one.
Scary? Let me tell you scary.
Our Mount Rose
Yeah, I love to swim.
You bet.
We need to think of a theme.
'cause it was in Vegas.
Sorry. I just thought she might not want to meet her maker...
Upset about Brett?
"Who are you?" Oh, Mary, you kill me.
To touch
Gladys Leeman's finally going to go to state...
If you're seventeen...
and soaked in lye for a week or so.
What makes you think that Becky's going to win?
I'm kind of dizzy from the fumes.
Peter never would've pulled a shenanigan like that.
She our Teen American Princess.
Joining us now is David Richardson...
contestant number...
She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now.
because we only got three frickin' minutes on the battery.
His furniture's as fake as my orgasms.
Oh, look.
Oh, God.
all so I could have tap lessons and be in the pageant...
Love that one.
And now, a few words from last year's host...
The doctor said I was really lucky the flat side hit me.
Now...
And you're gonna win.
Rebecca Ann Leeman!
whose dream of riding on a giant swan...
I bet Diane Sawyer never had to deal with crap like this.
OK, I think we all got some.
Relax. That's my ma's code...
I need Stella now.
Yeah. I'll get 'em in a sec.
proud to be an Asian-American.
dance...
What?
Get your fucking ass!
Sidewalks? Sidewalks?
IT MUST BE WEDNESDAY.
You better do something about those nerves, sweetie.
Mom still cries when she sees a tilt-a-whirl...
A bunch of us were going cow tipping.
to start the judging, start the interview there?
No, it's pure bullshit, sweetie.
Tendu, close, pliÈ.
What a showdown this should be.
I love you, baby
We need that third judge. Gosh, don't let me forget...
to give a really good interview...
you have a good chance to win this pageant?
Well, Mom's dead, so shut your flytrap.
It was here before the opening number.
Here's him as Madonna.
My uncle Phil's world's-largest ball of twine...
I'm captain.
Come here.
he went to live with a nice family on a farm...
Usoda Ada
What the fuck kind of landing is this supposed to be? Soft field my ass!!!
and I'm ass-up in somebody's flower bed.