Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Next one in here without a pack of Luckys in her hand dies!
When I was seventeen... I don't know if you know this...
No, thank you. Is Amber here?
I mean, it's all happening so fast.
I just do the hair and makeup on the deceased.
“Most merriest?” Get a picture of that. Most merriest.
get the money first.
"Proud to be an American. "
It smells funny... like gasoline.
You know, a lot of girls make a smooth transition...
No, she's just screaming "Mom" because she's got Turret's.
Buy american
If so, you got all the pictures of the winner you need.
Speak English, you stupid little retard!
The judges are just as nervous as you are.
Name and spell all the United States...
Oh, my God.
Lights, camera, and me without a stitch of makeup on.
to paint the whole damn thing.
Aren’t you due or something?
Oh, stop.
You know, sometimes...
I'm cutting you off and sending you home.
Oh, my.
beautiful Mount Rose, Minnesota...
Wait a minute.
Internet celebrity Annie Onishi
I hate her
Hell no, she ain't quitting.
That’s the question on everyone's mind
You listen to me now, missy.
Well, hunting’s dangerous.
I wanna hold you
and long leafy branches to provide shade...
to go with the Mall of America.
I'm Lisa Swenson, and I am proud to be an American...
Ankles together.
Oh, really?
I ain't gonna be in no goddamn pageant.
solid, but now you're going to have to actually dance.
They like to take out of there. The villain Ammo shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Ammo shakes her butt?
Soylent Green...
aw crap
are getting sexy with your hips...
Let's shake a leg, ladies!
Go on home, Loretta.
You are a good person.
Oh, crap.
I should just ask you, Becky.
So? Be real easy.
To be
I'm Leslie Miller.
You girls gonna sign up for the pageant this year?
To the mat!
Wisconsin.
I hate him I know, I know. We all do. Let’s go
OK, I'm sorry.
Well...
She's Annette's kid, dipshit.
Hi there.
They're from Los Angeles.
I did it
Gosh darn it. Hello, Father Dunegan.
And, please, help yourself to some Biscuits and Gravy
West Virginia.
That's enough, young lady.
Is that for me or my gown?
I'm not going to win.
of the most talented contestant Mount Rose has ever had.
for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.
I want to have the big bag of little doughnuts.
You're talking... Don't pinch.
Are we on Cops?
for my dad, Lester Leeman.
Who could ever forget her lip-synching...
Now come on.
The American Teen Princess Pageant...
.
No. You betcha, Iris.
Now, ladies, the rest of the tape...
Well, it's the least I can do...
Oh, hey, Ed.
well, that makes me, Rebecca Leeman...
You know the baby-sitter's dead.
Uh-huh. No, no. Gosh, no.
Are we on cops? Are we on cops?
Paramedics are working on her right now...
Well...
And that's why, dear Lord, it's with such great sorrow...
Oh, Mom, it's so ugly.
She's one of my father's many Mexican workers.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Has there been sabotage?
I do have a special fella in my life...
Let's get you a root-beer float.
Wonder how she's going to fix that one.
considering the fact she was so young.
proud to be an American.
We were robbed
I don't get off on that kind of thing.
Hurry up.
it is with overwhelming pride...
Are you getting her?
state board.
Back, you cuddly retard.
This is exactly how I pictured it! Choking on pug gas.
You ask me or anyone else who isn't scared to talk about it...
I have just been notified that contestant number seven...
I know you can win
our little Amber.
The important thing is we have a winner!
Ah, come on. I love them...
Amber, I am reaching a point where I would kill someone...
Planet... Earth.
I'll throw in a hutch for free, OK?
of Minnesota's American Teen Princess sure was exciting...
I'd lay down ten to one that it all comes down...
a member of a documentary crew filming the pageant.
and right now I'm thinking "Othello... "
Had it all
All right. I'm sorry. They're just staring.
Pin his shoulders!
Well, you're supposed to put it in the...
It's nothing special...