Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eric, you ever notice that you're always...
'Cause you'll roll right past...
Yeah. We have a saying around here.
- Hi, John! - Hi, boys.
"No regrets." That's my motto.
Hey, listen.
My daddy was Mr. Majors. Actually, he was Mr. Mankowicz.
How's that for irony?
I'm sorry.
No swimsuit No tan lines!
- So, what's up? - Guard duty.
And that time, it wasn't even a threat.
Everywhere.
I'm gonna stay here, so your dad doesn't know where you went.
Last year, he died with his boots on...
You see that up there?
Let's go. Come on, guys. All right.
Thanks a lot.
Don't you eyeball me!
to an old fart like me, would you?
I didn't know you were here, Rick. I'm really sorry.
Look, your personal life is none of my business...
'Round these parts, he became known as "Papa."
Jacuzzi Casanova
Welcome to our local cantina. I like to stop in and have a...
Inga, will you...
if I want to sell my investors on it.
At least Stewart has his act together enough to ask me out.
This making out is a lot of fun.
a slice of heaven...
Wait.
Look, we'll always have Oregon State Baseball, right?
Bull Mountain is our home...
I proposed to her at the most beautiful, romantic place on earth… Cancun, Mexico
Oh, my God!
Welcome to the winning team
Rick! Jeez, I've been looking everywhere for you.
His last words were from a Billy Joel song?
and don't give me this broken heart rigamarole.
Anthony, is that you?
Looks pretty hairy, sir.
to check this place out, and, well, they spook easily.
And it's awful. The dogs survived, though.
- Let's do somethin'! - It is our town!
to get a drink in this town?
Welcome to the Major Resort family!
The door's stuck!
Somebody help us!
I will wait here with him.
Skateboard...
you do.
No, stay. We'll cuddle.
King of the Mountain.
- You're that dude? - I'm that dude.
a kind of drink. It's called...
Well, listen, you've got to do it before it's too late.
and you're about to dip your skis...
Stumpy had to go!
Hey, girlfriend. What you drinkin'?
my brother.
Let me go!
Are you hurt'?
Cheers!
What, fired?
Where did he come from?
Hey, fellas!
I've been practicing.
What?
On their occasional break...
OK, John. Well, where do you want to start?
Barry. He's in medical school.
to do that, but...
So, you girls like Porsches?
Where are you taking the bull?
Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House...
Everyone must have a beer.
You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Ricky.
This outfit is suffocating my...
I was there! It was called the 80s!
Get away from my head!
Twenty.
Rick, check it, the doctor is in!
Pig Pen, you go to the bathroom in the cup!
Ride, Papa! Ride, Papa! Ride, Papa! Ride, Papa!
- Boys, watch confidence at work. - Be strong.
What's up, guys?
Let me get some of that.
So that means you're not mad at me?
Technically, that was flirting
This is the best Taco Bell I’ve ever had
What the hell... bar bars!
Old habits die hard.
If I must.
I'm hot!
Rick, you are an idiot not to go for Jenny...
Go!
So my daughter's a whore! This is a hell of a deal!
Anna's getting married.
It's OK. You know? I mean...
No offense, Short Stack, but you give me the creeps.
Schlafenzeit Night
GAY.
Two bucks...
in what is now called Utah.
Was it worth it?
It's a long story.
First floor, Alaska.
Look, Rick, I feel for you, 'cause I've been through it...
and I love you more than any man's ever loved a woman...