Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Children washing cars to raise money for charity. Is anything more arousing?
Hey, you're a great big phony, you know that?
Seven? Well, my, my. You're practically a lady.
Surprise, honey.
Hear that, Neil? I don't like you. I never will! Back to you, Tom.
Dan Rather thinks he can condense a whole day's events into a half-hour.
You were just making it look like you were playing. You're a phony!
I just want to kill myself! I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
- Any sign of India yet? - Nothing yet.
Are you trying to seduce me?
Please flush the toilet twice.
If so, you can try out for Channel Five's young anchor programme.
- How old are you, Charlie? - Seven.
- Ugh! - Mr Lassenbee's getting arrested.
established a new world order of love.
Waaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It's a boy misses Craig Meyer
- Little jerk hasn't been in all day. - He hasn't?
The gunman's been identified as the Mass Media Murderer who targets the press.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mass Media Murderer?
That was awesome.
And the other children, they were very nasty to me.
They're all too pretty. Their breasts are too perky.
- Nice bike. - That's the understatement of the century.
Yikes. Awkward.