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Oh, you're in the entertainment industry.
Oh, come on. What are you, serious? At your age?
Ugh! [shudders]
But the modern era of automotive glass
Okay.
Yeah, I was thinking, maybe some time we should have a--
And I don't always know how to tell you that. But drugs help.
When I said the industry, I meant the auto glass industry.
- Why were you working in the dark? - Oh, I guess it got dark.
I was laughing at it because it was so bad, do you understand?
[chuckles] I don't know, Emily. Uh, you're pretty drunk.
Uh...
Todd, it was really great to see you.
♪ BoJack the Horseman Don't act like you don't know ♪
at the Apollo Theater before I realized it was a comedy routine.
And then I showed up and you were like, "Who's this chick?"
[gasping]
Wow. Weird turn of events, huh?
I always say, there's more than one way for a cat... you know, to have skin.
We all have sex with a lot of women. But who cares?
When can I see you again? When's your next night off?
- Hey. - Hey.
you're a bona fide movie... wait for it, star.
- The wedding is back on. - [cheering]
because you meant to text-- Oh, shit, that's exactly what happened.
I'm sure it's going to be fine.
They jizz their pants for that shit.
Excuse me, my good man.
Ecch! Not if you were the last albino rhino gyno on the planet.
Also, you took a shit ton of gush.
Yeah, we get why the Casanova narrative is appealing and how it helps our brand.