Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I once got Nic Cage to buy Charlie Chaplin's mustache on eBay.

- Nobody is just one thing. - Yeah, except for Shitshow, right?

I'm gonna get a lot of love. I want you by my side,

I'd be happy to put you in the stirrups, look at the old cat eggs.

I could work out any bugs with the app.

I didn't think he actually wanted me to do it tonight.

- Uh... - I mean, I think I know.

- I don't know, BoJack. - I'm sorry, Todd. Are you a movie star?

I'm not always good at using words to describe emotions.

[cheers and applause]

The drugs have something to say.

No, Todd, I don't want to pretend like we're ghosts.

- Holy shit. Is that a Klimt? - Hey, guys, we got a guest.

- Reservations? - For your dates.

I think as far as disasters go, that was one of the better ones.

Alexi, did you hear back from that piece you texted?

you'd think they could vet their drivers better.

We also love getting brunch.

- [laughing] - Yes.

but I love you so much and I need you to know that.

That gentle sound tells us the sun has set on our time together this week.

It's the best non-date I've ever had.

Ecch! Not if you were the last albino rhino gyno on the planet.

You had a house filled with love, parents who said nice things to you,

I had a very good reason for that, but I do not remember what it was.

I love you, baby. I always knew I did.

of the woman Taneisha's become,

Please, BoJack. She'll listen to you. Everyone loves the movie star.

- Look it over, sign it at your leisure. - I don't have any leisure.

- You have a night off tonight. - A night off?

I sometimes have trouble reading tone.

- I think I know how this ends. - [both chuckling]

♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪

Ahh! Cool, I'm just gonna get one or two more drinks

Ugh! I'm sure I won't.